There is a small gap where the kitchen ceiling should meet the wall, but since the area hasn't yet gotten new drywall, it's my guess that's where the snake got into our kitchen. When I walked down the steps Friday and saw it slide across the floor and behind the refrigerator, I quickly decided that the only thing worse than knowing that a snake is in your house is knowing that a snake is somewhere in your house, but having no idea where. Based on this realization, I concluded that, like it or not, I had to remove the snake.
Before you think that I am some kind of machismo-frontier woman who considers snake-rustling part of an average day, allow me to knock that idea dead to the ground. I had been on my way downstairs to put on makeup so I could leave to run errands, and when I saw the snake, I realized that (a) it was over four feet long (measurement courtesy of the 12" vinyl tile squares on my kitchen floor), (b) my dog, cowering in the next room, was having no impact on the snake's presence by barking, and (c) Holy Cr-p! I was the only human being within shouting distance, a fact made clear when my initial scream upon seeing the snake was met by little more than the sound of sparrows thinking.
So, what lessons did I learn in my adventure with the snake, and how in the heck do they apply to thrift, or for that matter, anything else in life? Allow me to share a few thoughts:
Lesson 1: You can do amazing things when it really matters. During my initial efforts to try to herd the snake outside through the kitchen door, I moved the refrigerator, stove and two free-standing cabinets into the middle of the room. By myself. And I ain't so big. That type of resolve -- which you have also -- transfers to the ability to meet personal or financial goals, change habits or take risks.
Lesson 2: Fear is part of life, but it doesn't have to limit action. While I knew that the snake wasn't poisonous, and therefore wasn't life-threatening, deep down I would have rather not needed to deal with it at all. I was pretty sure, however, that staying on the steps, shrieking, wasn't going to magically repel a snake. In the same way, the need to curtail spending, tackle debt, loose weight or overcome procrastination, no matter how difficult it may appear, has to be addressed head-on, regardless of our fears.
Lesson 3: At times you need to call in reinforcements. After nearly an hour of ineffective snake-sweeping and appliance dancing, it was obvious that I needed help. Fortunately, my son was on his way home from work and agreed to assist me with serpent-containment-and-dispatchment. The Bible puts it this way: "For lack of guidance a nation falls, but many advisers make victory sure." (Proverbs 11:14 NIV) Whatever the challenge, there is wisdom in knowing when to ask for help.
Lesson 4: You can't kill a snake halfway . . . or, you have to see the job through to the end. While I corralled the snake with brooms and my son attacked it repeatedly with a shovel, we were both amazed at how long it fought before it finally succumbed. In the same way, you have to be tenacious as long as your circumstances require. Or, in other words, you have to persevere longer than your snake.
I am sure that there are many other lessons I could list, such as the importance of finishing a drywall job, or the argument for keeping a mongoose in your attic, although I realize that these might not be as widely applicable. I also realize that there are spiritual parallels which could be drawn, but perhaps I'll save those for a future post. In any case, whatever the obstacles are that you are trying to overcome in your life, it is my hope for you that, in the end, you'll always beat the snake.
--Susan Rodebush © 2010
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